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Rules of Cute List  
click here to see all Rules with cute pics of Critter Camp animals!


Rule #1: Puttin' your paw up.
Rule #2: Look helpless.
Rule #3: An inquisitive look.
Rule #4: More than one species of baby floppin' around is cute.
Rule #5: Fisheye lens + baby animal is always cute. 
#6: Mimic Humans
#7: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute
#8: You're cute if your furniture doubles as a meal
#9: Piles of a cute thing jack up a cuteness rating exponentially
#10: If you haven't grown into your feet yet, it's cute.
#11 Cute animal + food
 #12: Fuzz + floppy limbs are cute
#13: "Juicy" eyes and noses
#14 An everyday, small item makes you look small
#15: Small ear to head ratio
 #16: Keep your eyes at the height of your nose *and* have a five-head, (large forehead) and make sure your body is as tall as your head.
#17: Have a teeny tiny tail
#18: Dainty paws
#19 Show your paw pads!
#20: Curl up your paw
#21: Eye Capsules
#22: A Curled-up or tucked paw is cute
#23 Knobby knees are cute
 #24: Have suction cups on your hands
#25: Dangle your paw
 #26: If you have 4 legs and can tuck yourself in, you’re cute
#27: “Chub”
#27: Have a tiny Mouf
#28, Your head looks down, but your eyes look up
RULE #29: If you flex your paws repeatedly in a kneading motion in the air for no reason.
RULE #30: If your breath shows in the form of your stomach moving in a quick, fluttering fashion. 
 #31: The “Stubbular” Stage is Cute
#32: If you’re caught doing something bad, it’s cute
# 33 – Good as new!
 #34: If your tail curls up, it’s cute
35 look over the shoulder & tiny tail
#36: If your eyebrows go up in the center, it’s cute
#37: If you tilt your head to a side, it’s cute
#38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute
 #39; Nuzzable mini-chests are cute
#40: Sleeping in a sunbeam is cute
41: Exposing a vulnerable area is cute
42: Ears that flop over a LEETLE BEET are cute.
 #43: Protruding bottom lips are cute
44 mom & babies
#45 Anything with the word ‘pygmy’ in it is Cute
#46: Yin-Yang Is Cute
#47: Feathery or Furry Fluff is Cute
#48 Tiny Tongues are Cute

#51: If You Curl Up Into a Circle When You Sleep, It’s Cute
#52: The “Sneaky Sleepy Peek Technique” C’est Chic